ctrayn:

truthisademurelady:

meladoodle:

names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life

I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life.  I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me.

damn that’s really poetic

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Local Natives - Wide Eyes

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ArtistLocal Natives
TitleWide Eyes
AlbumSharkMan

daltry:

today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live

three

people

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askinnyblackman:

jerkidiot:

who the fuck decided the spelling for restaurant

this can be said about most english words

zodiacsociety:

Capricorn spending the lottery.

zodiacsociety:

Capricorn spending the lottery.

blackandmilds:

I’ll suck a boy soul right out his dickhead dude I don’t give a shit

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skaret:

leaves bird unattended 1 minute
comes back
suddenly glove party

skaret:

leaves bird unattended 1 minute

comes back

suddenly glove party

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rabioheab:

fact: the orange stuff that comes out of volcanos is dorito dust

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meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

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brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say

this is my time to shine

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nathanielsighbert:

*hate moshes out of the fridge* 

nathanielsighbert:

*hate moshes out of the fridge* 

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