names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life. I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me.
damn that’s really poetic
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today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live
three
people
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who the fuck decided the spelling for restaurant
this can be said about most english words
Capricorn spending the lottery.
I’ll suck a boy soul right out his dickhead dude I don’t give a shit
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can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say
this is my time to shine
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